England 1, Paraguay 0

“Engaaaarrrrllllaaaaaannnnnd! We’re England till we die! Engaaaarleeeernd!” Through the assembled crowd a small group of thoroughly inebriated football fans career wildly, beers held high and tattooed torsoes crisping in the midday sun. Riding aloft is their mascot for the day, an inflatable young lady with legs akimbo and arms flailing wildly. Her synthetic anatomy is […]