Archive for March, 2005

Mighty things are afoot…

Fyse March 31st, 2005

Just a very quick post to say that I am in the process of leaving Blogger.com for something vastly superior. WordPress is a PHP and MySQL based system, which is to say that it forms a database of posts (and comments, links etc.) and then creates each page dynamically, as it is requested. That was boring, wasn’t it? But I can assure you the results are not. Makes very little difference to you, (except that hopefully the commenting system will be more reliable), but takes so much of the hassle out of updating and maintaining the site.

The problem is that I don’t know any PHP, and therefore am struggling to understand what on earth I am doing. It’s an immensely powerful system, but this makes it scary. Add to this that I’m giving my blog a fresh lick of paint, and this could be a long process. Great things are afoot! (I may even move my blog to an all new subdomain! Have to wait and see…)

In other news, I actually did some work today A (small) miracle! Only sorting some lecture notes, but it’s a start. I also replaced a broken curtain hook, so am no longer risking exposing myself to the neighbourhood. I’m sure you’ll agree this is good news for all.

A Large Family Party

Fyse March 29th, 2005

The last couple of posts have failed to catch me up with the present, and I know from my abortive childhood attempts and diary keeping that this is a fatal situation. Struggling along trying to write in detail about everything and never catching up to the present is a recipe for disaster, so I’ll use this post to sort things out. Oh, and I’m still planning to write about the ‘Me and My Girl’ performance week. One of these fine days…

Since Thursday the 19th was the subject of my last post, Friday the 20th is where I shall begin. The afternoon saw yet another rendevous with the cast of ‘Me and My Girl’. It’s always the way after a show; you spend so much time together during rehearsal and performance, and then suddenly it’s over and everyone’s busy catching up with work, or rehearsing hard for their next show. The odd reunion for coffee is the standard way to stay in touch. Since it was such a wonderful afternoon, we then went and sat by the river for a while. Watching people punting on the river is an endless source of amusement, and after a while you can be sure to see someone unceremoniously fall in. (Two on this occasion.) Follow the sidebar link to my photoblog for an illustrative picture. (One of these days I’ll redesign my blog so I can post decent sized photos to it.)

In the evening I was at the ADC Theatre again doing ‘front of house’ for the musical ‘My Fair Lady’. I had quite a few friends in the cast, and there were more M&MGers along that night too. I really enjoyed the show, and it made me regret that I wasn’t a part of it. (Long time readers may remember my dilemma when offered a part, and as it turned out lots of people did both shows. Still, it would have meant even less time to work, so I probably made the correct decision.) Then I was doing front of house at the ADC again on Sunday evening, for a touring show called ‘Jackson’s Way’. It was the Perrier Award winner from last years Edinburgh festival, which promised much, and I wasn’t at all disappointed. Definitely one of the funniest things I’ve seen in ages. Chris John Jackson is a spoof ‘Life Coach’, and builds his presentation around his ‘flash of inspiration’. Paraphrased - ‘While there is a small number ‘pointful actions’, there is an infinity of ‘pointless actions’, ready to be harnessed’. May not sound funny, but it was if you were there…

I’d been invited to a friends house for dinner, which I couldn’t attend due to the show, but popped up afterwards for a quick drink. Ah, those fateful words. Needless to say it was past 3 am by the time I weaved back into college. It was well worth the effort of climbing the only hill in Cambridge though, as I got to have a long anticipated political argument with a friend of mine. I get on well with him, and he’s a decent guy, which makes it all the more inexplicable that he’s a Conservative party supporter. An ardent Thatcherite with a social conscience? I had to find out more. Needless to say I didn’t manage to convert him, nor him me, but I enjoy arguments for their own sake. They inevitably leave both parties even more entrenched in their own views, but it does at least force you to clarify the reasons for your beliefs.

Monday evening was when I moved back to St Albans, laden down at the last minute with an additional ten books from Catz library. Indicative of my general work ethic, I am great at getting text books but struggle with the whole ‘opening and reading’ thing. Since I’ve been home, I have made lots of plans for working, and feel ready to launch into it any week now. Other than this serious apathy, the only major event in the last week was a big family party on the Saturday.

It was my dad’s side of the family, who we see rarely compared to my mum’s side. It’s a shame, since we always get on very well when we do make the effort. The excuse for the party was somewhat confused, since one reason cited was my aunt’s 60th birthday, but this actually isn’t until November. She lives in the US though, and since she was over in England it seemed as good a time as any to celebrate the occasion. Other possibilities were the immediate proximity of my uncle’s 65th birthday, or perhaps that my cousin turns 30 in the summer, and my brother is 18 at the end of April, not to mention that another of my cousins is due to turn 40. Basically, there was a party, and regardless of the reason it was great to see so many family members that I hadn’t for ages.

It was organised by my cousin Joanna, and held at her place in Oxford. Bizarrely for an atheistic student, she lives in a catholic convent, but things are not as austere as one might imagine. There are only three nuns to almost 50 students, and I assume revenue from the accommodation provides them an income. Attempted conversion of their tenants is no doubt a consideration, but not in a scary or imposing way. I’m sure my cousin will stand up admirably to the onslaught anyway.

No doubt everyone has been through similar parties, when all these people you don’t recognise seem to be related to you in the most obscure ways. Conversations revolve around clarifying that your grandmother’s second cousin’s nephew-in-law was their first cousin’s uncle’s neighbour’s baby-sitter. Or something like that. Older family members will delight in pointing out how much you look like your brother, and will recount loudly how they watched you running naked round their garden hurdling flowerbeds when you were ‘knee high to a grasshopper’. Merely walking across the crowded room requires great trepidation, and swift evasive action to avoid the crazy aunts, skillfully diverting them towards your unsuspecting siblings.

Actually that better describes parties on my mother’s side, and I enjoy them anyway, despite the inanity of the inevitable small talk. At the party on Saturday I spent some time mingling, but eventually the cousins gravitated together, forming a generational ghetto in the garden. The cousins range from 18 to 40-something and are scattered country wide, both contributing to our infrequent contact. Whenever we do meet we all say how we must see each other again soon, and this time was no different. We’re great talkers, but less than efficient doers.

It’s actually not very long till I go back to Cambridge, at the very latest on the 16th of April and it might be a few days earlier. Between now and then I’ve got a lot to achieve, and as ever I plan to start bright and early tomorrow. The biggest obstacle is the current state of my notes from this year; I have three large piles of paper in no semblance of order whatsoever. The task of taming these into something useful for revision purposes will not be easy, but is an unfortunately necessary evil. I’ve been finding plenty of distractions to avoid starting, which reminds me that I was going to recommend the book I just finished reading. ‘Pompei’, by Robert Harris, is set mostly in the days just before the town’s destruction and contains fantastic description of the erupting Vesuvius. It’s a highly intelligent thriller, which I was entirely unable to put down. Well worth a look, as are ‘Fatherland’, ‘Enigma’ and ‘Archangel’, his other novels.

I think this mammoth post brings things up to date, and I must head to bed. Tomorrow will be a day filled with dynamism. It will.

PS Running the Blogger spell-check on this post, I was prompted to replace mum’s with mom’s. Yuck.

Fourthian to the Bone…

Fyse March 26th, 2005

Thursday of last week (the 19th) saw the annual pool team dinner. I’ve mentioned before that I play for the Catz IVths Pool team, and probably made very clear that we aren’t the fourth best team in college. Most likely I made claim to being a narrow second. I’d like to reiterate that we’re actually pretty good, and our name harks back to our humble origins as inexperienced freshers, before our towering pool talents were fully realised. Everyone on the team is good friends and along with our army of supporters, including the official ‘leaders of cheer’, we went out for a posh meal in a local restaurant. Well, when I say we went out for a meal, that’s not strictly true. I couldn’t actually afford to eat anything, and the little money I could spare went on half a bottle of wine. If the choice is food or drink, I know where my loyalties lie…

Afterwards we all headed back to college and congregated for the awards ceremony. (No, seriously. The certificates were laminated and everything.) Recognition was given in such diverse fields as ‘Extreme Spankage’ (balls, not other people. No, the pool balls…), ‘Most Abusive Chat’ (friendly-ish banter aimed at the opposition), and ‘Losing to a Girl’ (perhaps sexist, but she was really crap). I won for ‘Being Our Baby’, which is entirely incomprehensible until you hear the story behind it. The evolutionary path followed by my nickname began with ‘Fyse’, passed briefly through ‘Fyse Fyse Baby’ (with accompanying theme song), before becoming simply ‘Baby’. On the back of this year’s team kit my name is ‘Don’t Call Me Baby’. (We are the only pool team in Cambridge with official team shirts, and yes, we do look like dorks turning up to games dressed identically.)

As well as the awards ceremony, and much alcohol consumption, the results of the captaincy elections were announced. The two candidates were myself and Dan, one of my flatmates last year. The campaign was an ugly affair; mud was slung, intimidation and corruption were rife, and manifestos were released that should never even have been written. I thought long and hard about whether to post a PDF of my campaign poster, but concluded the world had done nothing to deserve such horror. The same goes for the bumper stickers. I shall reveal only that my manifesto was bullet-pointed with little versions of the same photo that currently graces the top of this website. It was not pretty.

To cut an increasingly lengthy story short, the vote was tied at eight each. In a moment of over confidence, Dan had voted for me ‘as a joke’. Meanwhile, I was attempting to vote for myself a second time, with plans for a third and possibly even fourth. My concerted efforts at electoral fraud failed, but nonetheless Dan should really have won by two votes. The farcical atmosphere of the contest was heightened when the captain and vice-captain declined to set any sort of tie-breaker (howls of popular support were for something horrifically called ‘The Head-Butting Game’), but instead made the decision themselves, awarding me victory. I was irrationally furious about this, rather to their confusion since they expected me to be glad. Perhaps it offended my rather over-inflated sense of fair play. Just not British, dash it!

Anyway, I’m over it now and ready to turn my incomparable tactical genius to the mammoth task ahead. With the help of Dan as vice-captain, foes will cower at the mere mention of our name. Promotion is still a possibility this season, in which case next year will find us winning the top division. Failing this, the task will be to make sure of promotion next year instead. Either way, things will not be easy. Most of our team is graduating this summer, and finding replacements of the same quality will be tough, if not impossible. But the Fourthian spirit is strong, and legions will flock to us once our mighty battle-banner is unfurled.

Note to self: Buy mighty battle-banner.

Back home & a chapel roof tour…

Fyse March 24th, 2005

I moved back home again on Monday afternoon, which means a return to the messiest room in the world and a severe sparsity of friends. Will the relative lack of social life result in my working hard on the project and revision I have to do this holiday? Doubtful. I also have to do some job hunting, as I do not wish to repeat previous mistakes; those who have followed this blog from the beginning will know how unsuccessful my half-hearted job search was last year, and sorting things before the start of the summer will hopeful prevent this happening again. Before all that though, I’ll bring you up to speed on the life of Fyse…

I mentioned a project viva in the last post, and while the actual interview wasn’t as bad as I had feared, the mark I received was not good. One of these days I’m gonna have to get my act together and actually do projects properly. Then I might get decent marks for them. I have one piece of coursework left for this year (the one I mentioned last week), and I’ll have to ensure I really do well on that to drag my average up before the exams. My exam results were poor last year. This year I must work.

My last supervision of the term took place on Thursday in King’s College (next door to Catz). Afterwards, as we were about to leave, my supervisor said casually that he was taking a group up onto the chapel roof in 20 minutes if we fancied coming along. King’s College Chapel is arguably the most impressive building in Cambridge, and needless to say, we jumped at the chance. I even had time to pop back to my college and collect my camera. (Follow the links for impressive 360° panoramas and a photo taken by me a few weeks ago.)

Access to the roof of the chapel is via a doorway in the gift shop corner of the chapel, and the tightly winding staircase goes straight up into one of the spiky bits at the four corners of the roof. It was very long and very steep, but for a few short sections there was a (comically frayed) rope to hold on to, as well as plenty of people coming up behind me to provide a soft landing. Fortunately I don’t have too much of a problem with heights, no more than is just plain sensible, but there were a few people who struggled a bit. At irregular intervals there were small grilled windows, allowing you to monitor progress. Everyone made it to the top eventually, and a few of us even overshot a little, disappearing past the roof level and up into the tower.

Before going out onto the roof proper, we clambered the length of the chapel inside the roof void, actually walking on the top side of the vaulted ceiling. There were a few holes drilled the entire thickness of the rock, through which you could see directly to the stone flagging far below. Not only did this give a dizzying realisation of the potential drop (onto what must be one of the most unforgiving floors in the world), but also an idea of the thickness of the ceiling. Serious engineering, and built five hundred years ago!

Walking toward a glaring window at the far end of the roof void didn’t allow eyes to adjust, and I groped and stumbled the length of the chapel with my arms outstretched, feeling for the chin-height beams apparently designed specifically to catch out the unwary. There is very little give in a metre-square lump of oak, and stubbed fingers are certainly preferable to stoved-in skulls. Once we’d reached the far end, we made our way up the last stage inside another of the towers, and eventually stumbled into the sunlight once more. The chapel has a sloped roof, covered in every inch by thick sheets of lead. The weight must be ridiculous, and I’m glad I wasn’t the poor sod who carried it all up there when it was last renovated in the mid 19th century.

The view was quite absurdly good. The central colleges of Cambridge laid out below us, the Senate House, Great St Mary’s Church, the river, the University Library (a phallic structure if ever there was one) and beyond, the countryside. Legend has it that you can even see Ely Cathedral on a really clear day. There is an ornate wall skirting the roof, giving plenty of gaps to peer through as well as the reassuring knowledge that it would take a small tank to break through it. How immensely satisfying it was to peer down on the head of the swarming German tourists. Mere mortals never get onto the roof, as only fellows of King’s College and their guests have access. (A fellow is a member of the academic staff.) I don’t know how many students from other colleges ever get up there, but it can’t be many. What a fortunate chap I am.

Not that people are always limited by rules. The chapel roof has a sophisticated alarm system, and this is sorely needed when ambitiously unruly students are around. To some the chapel is like a red rag to a bull, and the chapel towers have spent time adorned by many assorted objects, including an artfully positioned toilet seat. The daddy of all pranks, however, was when a group of engineering students completely dismantled a Mini before carefully reassembling it on the roof. Legend does not record whether the car had a fully functioning engine, but full style points if it did. (The fellow that took us up was an undergraduate at the time, but insists he wasn’t involved.) The college authorities eventually had to lift it down by crane.

Well, having rambled on long enough already I’d better call it a day. There are many other things to talk about, including a nail-biting tied election, but that will have to wait. Till next time, faithful readers…

Hearty recommendations…

Fyse March 14th, 2005

Well, again it’s been a whole week between posts. Back in the early days of this blog I used to post practically every day, but perhaps I’m now leaning more toward quality than quantity? You look unconvinced.

In today’s post, I bring you three hearty recommendations. The first is for a book I have just finished reading, called ‘How Mumbo-Jumbo Conquered the World’, by Francis Wheen. If you, like me, are occasionally whipped into a fury by the apparent lack of reason in the world, you’ll find Wheen articulates your frustrations beautifully. It’s one of those rare books that if everyone read, the world would be a better place. (If anyone wants to borrow my copy, feel free. Well, anyone this side of the Atlantic.)

Secondly is a great blog I’ve been following. ‘Kong is King‘ is a video diary on the set of the new King Kong movie. I religiously watched all the extras on the ‘Lord of the Rings’ DVDs, and watching footage from the set of King Kong is like seeing a load of old friends again. ‘Weta Digital’ and ‘Weta Workshop’ are again doing all the special effects and miniatures, and much of Peter Jackson’s crew remains the same. (In addition, I know someone who graduated last year and is now working for Weta in New Zealand, so I keep wondering if he’ll crop up at some point.) Andy Serkis is even doing the motion capture for Kong! It’s very interesting, watching the production of a film before you see the real thing, and has certainly built my anticipation.

Thirdly is a quick little thing, but I found it very interesting. The Real Underground shows the differences between the original 1930 map and the 2004 version, and will also morph between them and an actual scale version. You can even toggle a street map on and off. It’s fascinating to see how much the tube map has distorted your mental picture of central London. Well, I thought it was anyway…

There’s only a few days left of term now, and I’ll probably be heading back to St Albans in around a weeks time. I have two supervisions over the next week, on Wednesday and Thursday, but the stressful work of this term is now over. I met a coursework deadline last Wednesday, and though the work wasn’t very good, at least I did it. Actually, that reminds me; I have the viva for that project on Tuesday, and considering how rubbish the project was, that might not be very much fun.

I also had to give a presentation on Friday, which was mildly humiliating. My project is entitled ‘Noise and Deterministic Skeleton in Population Dynamics’. Sounds fun, no? It’s actually reasonably interesting, but my knowledge is pretty severely limited thus far. The presentation therefore outlined my plan for all the work I’m going to do over the Easter vacation, rather than recounting any actual achievement. Things were made worse by the fact that since I am the only 3rd year Physicist doing a project with the Plant Sciences department, I had to do my presentation in a group of 4th years reporting on their six month computer simulation projects. Their presentations were vastly better than mine…

I’m finishing this post at almost 3am because I’ve spent the last two hours trying to sort out my computer. I’ve developed a very high tolerance for crashes, since my computer has long had that tendency, but lately things have been getting ridiculous. I think I’ll have to just reinstall Windows, but not until tomorrow…

A terrific social whirl…

Fyse March 6th, 2005

I’m in the middle of a gruelling week. The idea that finishing the show would leave me loads of free evenings to do lots of work has proved entirely fanciful, for two main reasons. Firstly, even an empty evening will inevitably be spent in some pointless and unconstructive activity, and secondly, most evenings seem to contain a social event of some sort. This has been my schedule…

  • Tuesday 3rd : Pool match
    The result was not good, leaving us almost certain to miss out on promotion. It would have been great to see Catz 4th team in the top division. Mourn the passing of a dream, people.
  • Wednesday : “Orpheus in the Underworld”
    I shall be diplomatic in my commentary on this show, and say that I did enjoy it, but possibly only because I knew so many of the cast. There were some good points, including some very attractive Can-Can dancers and a funny turn by a fellow Catz student playing the part of ‘Public Opinion’, but overall the show didn’t really work that well. It was at the Arts Theatre, as was ‘Me and My Girl’, and made me really proud of what a high quality production we put on. I can say that without arrogance, because I am only judging from the bits I was able to watch, which obviously I wasn’t in. I cannot vouch for how far I dulled the show’s professional sheen when on stage.
  • Thursday : “Royal Hunt of the Sun”
    I was doing ‘front of house’ at the ADC for this show, involving checking tickets and selling programmes before the show, and selling ice-cream at the interval. There’s no payment for this, but you get to see the show for free, and even receive a complimentary ice-cream at the interval. (At least, you do unless you turn up fifteen minutes late and the manager is annoyed with you. Whoops…)
  • Friday : “Anything Goes”
    This was a college production that the M&MG choreographer was also working on. Every member of the company was from Magdalene College, and it had a great feeling of being a real community project. The standard of the acting and singing wasn’t always great, but that wasn’t the point. Everyone involved was clearly enjoying themselves immensely, and as a consequence the audience did too. Afterwards we all went back to a friends room for ‘a quick drink’. I eventually left at about 3am…
  • Saturday : House Party
    I wasn’t intending to go, but was bullied into it. Once again, popping round for an hour or so turned into wobbling home on my bike at 3 o’clock in the morning. My sleeping rhythms are all over the place.
  • Sunday : Dan’s 21st Birthday
    Dan is one of my flatmates from last year, and we’re all going along to ‘Formal Hall’ to get drunk in honour if this auspicious occasion. Formal Hall is one of the many weird Cambridge traditions, and involves dressing up in gowns and listening to arcane latin prayers before eating. You get a three course meal, plus cheese board, for only £7 though, which is a real bargain. Add to this the consumption of bottle of wine each, and there’s no better way to celebrate a birthday in college.
  • Monday : Nat Sci Society Dinner
    Nat Sci is the accepted abbreviation of ‘Natural Sciences’, the umbrella subject that includes physics, biology and chemistry. (As well as a load of random ones nobody really cares about.) ‘The John Ray Society’ is its official title in my college, after some famous alumnus, and we’re having a big dinner on Monday. It will most likely include much alcohol consumption.

And there we have it; lots of fun, and little time to alleviate my current work crisis. You may notice the ridiculous hour at which I’m writing this, and considering I’ve still got two more evenings of revelry ahead of me, I must head to bed. I really must work hard tomorrow too…