You know you’ve spent too much money on a new camera when you are woken in the morning by a call from Barclay’s fraud prevention team, checking whether your card has been stolen.

“Mr Fyson, did you make a purchase yesterday evening from”

“Yes, alright, I confess. I did it. I spent the money. Are you happy now you’ve made me face the truth? Is this what you do for kicks? I hope you’re really pleased with yourself.”

But was it worth it? Well, it arrives first thing tomorrow morning.

It will blatantly be worth every penny.